Sunday, April 26, 2009

Vet Nursing Cover Letters

10 Worst covers of heavy (II)

At the time I discovered 10 worst covers of heavy borrowed from a Top 10 Internet. Today I want to go a little further and make my own list of albums that I consider most crappy of you have seen, to see what you think xD


NUMBER 10: Look at the hypocrisy that are sugar cane and their leader Peter Tatgren a musician head to toe, but the man did not give precisely the virtues of a graphic designer. The cover is simple with eggs, and my nephew could have drawn 3 years. It has nothing to do with a metal band or anything like ... how sad!


NUMBER 9: great album from head to toe and grupazo where they exist, but these also were called by the cover design. The really do not know what would have smoked before drawing this, but if they still have a little rule, that rule. Is original, not deny it, but I think too Baroque (Baroque you! ).


NUMBER 8: The covers on 3D computer has never been my cup of tea, but this takes the cake already. The tiillo of a thousand faces is so ugly to watch and the cover is entirely without force. There instead of going forward (with those very good covers of Principle and V-Empire) have been Patras ... like crabs.


NUMBER 7: Here naramshin could be primed calvorotas comfortable with Satriani, lol. The fact that the very handsome man is not, and if I paint over everything with watercolors, and lose all the masculinity that he could be. Is cumbersome and eggs!


NUMBER 6: The Beastie Boys are indeed the source of the synergy between music rap-hip/hop and metal, which may then arise in a way the nu-metal and direct influence of groups Two-and Def. But if we want to be respected pioneers, we can not get those tracksuits galleries of precious man! and caps that look like those that put my father to go to the fields ... but how sad! So you can not be influenced by anyone, then just all Mongol children!


NUMBER 5: Gayrilyn Gayson has always been a bit bizarre, but this cover is green "lemming" psychopath with that face gives me little confidence to buy the album. Not to brag with colleagues "look that great album I bought, because it will take for a guy raaaaro, raaaaro.


NUMBER 4: Korn disc itself is wrong with cock, but is that the cover and is warning you that you are getting a good zurraspa there. Between the child squint to the right, the bronx nigger on the left, the Roswell alien child behind, the "Gorbachev", that of protruding ears ... and so could be pouring all afternoon nicknames because vayaaaaa vayaaaaa!


Number 3: It is a curious "in the extreme" and very good also, but this cover has killed me. It seems a group of petty peddlers, available at your local gas station or store common Chinese. Nothing to do with the old-media folkclore roll is supposed to lead, but rather a bit payasil. There the friends you have bundled.


NUMBER 2: This album of Deep Purple has served as a joke for a few years now. One summer they went on sale we took more laughs than any joke Chiquito. And it is completely incomprehensible how a heavy metal band has the decency to get two bananas surrounded sudacas there in Third World plan. Not that the album's title was very well intended, I guess one thing led to another and there you have ... xD awesome


NUMBER 1: No doubt one of the worst covers the world more reason to appear at number 1. I remember before the release of the album, and left the cover on the group's Web site and all the fans, without exception, thought the joke was something to kick ass and laugh at people, and then we would remove the cover correct ... but it is not that the bundled pardísima. From the rare goblin's right to the rare dog with deformed child sitting on it, through absurd masks of the characters, there is not a detail that is encouraging. The only case is the famous Eddie in the middle, as if it had occurred without the catastrophic character jungle around, had been a little more serious.


OH YEAH: Finally a bonus I could not miss on any musical Cover TOP10, whether heavy or not, is that Jose Angel always has triumphed in all blogs, forums and post powerpoints electronic world. I think the picture you can comment alone, because this is also starting and not stopping. HUGE!

Friday, April 3, 2009

How To Be A Good Dominatrix

Songs with bass solos (IV)

Returning one of my Favorites section of Songs with bass solos , I will delight this time with a grupazo which is technically the very best I've heard, although the death-metal touch with may be too aggressive for some. The group is called Necrophagist, and I found my friend Gerar.

Here I leave you with one of the themes that I like, "Only Ash Remains" (Epitaph disc 2004 ... highly recommended) where the bass is brilliant at the beginning of the song and one of the bridges half ... truly is a pleasure to see.




And Paraque podais actually see the bass takes on a role in this group (with the rest of instruments, which is enough) I present another gem called "To breathe in a casket" of your hard Onset of Putrefaction 99.


Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Nadine Jensen Miosotis

Metal Festivals in Summer 2009 (II)

This entry serves me as an update of that list "complete" already realized at the time to know what signs are the most interesting of this summer English geography. To recapitulate then:

In short, I'll do a summary of what's Cooking:
  1. 14 SPILL ROCK : For those who want a good time Rock 'n Roll and music in English.
    • Date: 10-11 July 2009 [Friday and Saturday]
    • Venue: Pravia, Asturias
    • Price: 40 € 50 € advance box office.
    • Website http://www.festivalderramerock.com/
    • Groups:
      • Friday: Gamma Ray, Rosendo, Rata Blanca, Hamlet, Koma, School of hatred.
      • Saturday: Turbonegro, Backyard Babies, Sex Museum, Boikot, Uzzhuaia, Gatillazo.
    • I stressed Turbonegro, Backyard Babies and Sex Museum as three grupazos of Rock. Gamma Ray and Rata Blanca are classics of Heavy Metal and Koma and School of aggressive pop-metal hate in Spain.
  2. AZKENA ROCK 2009: A Festival soft to hear good music.
    • Date May 14-16, 2009. [Thursday to Saturday]
    • Venue: Mendizabala, Vitoria
    • Price: 3 Day Pass -> € 95.40, Thursday: € 33.50. Friday and Saturday € 49.10 per day.
    • Website http://www.azkenarockfestival.com
    • Groups:
      • Thursday: Juliette Lewis The Breeders, Hardcore Superstar, The Freeks, White Denim, The Queers, Jenny Dee & The Deelinquents, Burning.
      • Viernes: The Black Crowes, Soul Asylum, The Zombies, Bad Brains, Eli ‘Paperboy’ Reed, Electric Eel Shock, The Fabulous Thunderbirds, Dr Dog, Elliot Brood, Howlin Rain, Jon Ulecia & Cantina Bizarro
      • Sábado: Alice Cooper, Molly Hatchet, Fun Lovin’ Criminals, The Toy Dolls, The Soundtrack of our Lives, Mike Farris & the Roseland Rhythm Revue, Woven Hand, Jonny Kaplan & The Lazy Stars, The New Christs, Dan Auerbach, Reverendo Parker
    • No puedes perderte a los clásicos The Black Crowes and Molly Hatchet, two legendary bands in this rock. And of course the final confirmation: The Great Alice Cooper!
  3. BILBAO BBK LIVE 2009 : more commercial music to take the day.
    • Date: 10/09/1911 July 2009. [Thursday to Saturday]
    • Place: Kobetamendi, Bilbao
    • Price: Bono 3 days: 136 €, Thursday € 55 (Depeche Mode).
    • Website http://www.bilbaobbklive.com
    • Groups: DEPECHE MODE, Placebo, Primal Scream, Basement Jaxx, Babyshambles, The Ting Tings + bands to be confirmed.
    • Music for lovers of pop-rock "easier to listen."
  4. KOBETASONIK 2009 : For lovers of fine metal and leading groups
    • Date: 19-20 June 2009 [Friday and Saturday]
    • Place: Kobetamendi, Bilbao
    • Price: Payment 2 days: 95 €, 1 day: 50 €
    • Website http://www.kobetasonik.com
    • Groups:
      • Friday: Marilyn Manson, Machine Head, Journey, Trivium Cradle of Filth, Suicidal Tendencies, Cathedral, Hot Leg, Devildriver, Gojira, Crucified Barbara, Idi Bihotz.
      • Saturday: Motl Crüe, Dream Theater, In Flames, Thin Lizzy, Anthrax, Papa Roach, Buckcherry, Dragonforce, Hatebreed, God Forbid, Lauren Harris, Ekon.
    • This concert kills me and I'm looking forward. A wide selection of styles and groups already established as Mötley Crüe, Guns n 'Roses, Anthrax or Cradle of Filth who join the new wave of grupazos such as Machine Head, Trivium, Hatebreed, Devildriver and Gojira ... I recommend 100%.
  5. LORCA ROCK 2009 : If you want more cane, this is your festival.
    • Date: 24-25 July 2009.
    • Place: Huerto de la Rueda in Murcia
    • Price: Advance: 55 €, Taquilla: 65 €, single days: 45 €.
    • Website http://www.lorcarockfestival.com
    • Groups:
      • Friday: Meshuggah, Pestilence, Dark Funeral, Akercocke, Evile ("Sepultura?)
      • Saturday: Arch Enemy, Carcass , Obituary, Marduk, Municipal Waste (Sepultura "?)
    • I can not believe my eyes ... so many grupazos Thrash, Black and Death on stage together ... it will piss bitch ! I can not highlight any of them because they are all impressive.
  6. Metalway : Classic Heavy Metal and Metal together in the most ambitious festival of Spain.
    • Date: 20-21, 26-27 June 2009. [Saturday-Sunday, Friday and Saturday]
    • Venue: Recinto Ferial de Zaragoza
    • Price: 60 € per day. Soon it will be selling the tickets for each weekend and for 4 days.
    • Website http://www.metalwayfestival.com
    • Groups:
      • Saturday 20: Red Baron, Children of Bodom, Blind Guardian, WASP, Europe, Riot, Samael, Lita Ford, Axxis, Sodom.
      • Sunday 21: Heaven and Hell, Warcry, Opeth, Paradise Lost, Jon Oliva's Pain, Lauren Harris, Heaven's Basement, The Cannibal Queen.
      • Friday 26: Warlock, Motorhead, Twisted Sister, Queensryche, Apocalyptica, Tesla, Tarja, Amon Amarth, Prong, Epica, Black Stone Cherry.
      • Saturday 27: Manowar, Immortal, Stratovarious, Saxon, Candlemass, Moonspell, Dark Tranquility, Destruction, Gotthard, Pretty Maids, Primal Fear, HolyHell.
    • Possibly the biggest Festival in Spain now confirmed. The heterogeneity of the bands makes it more palatable to enjoy different styles or even to rest with those groups least we like. Motörhead I did not lose them, and it is my chance to see Amon Amarth and Opeth. Back to Apocalyptica and Immortal enjoy calls me a lot of attention. But the highlight comes with the camouflaged "Black Sabbath" under the name Heaven and Hell.
  7. SONISPHERE : A large traveling festival that will delight the new metalheads.
    • Date: July 11, 2009 [Saturday].
    • Venue: Forum, Barcelona
    • Price: 75 €
    • Website http://www.sonispherefestivals.com/es
    • Groups: Metallica, Slipknot, Machine Head, Lamb of God, Mastodon, Down
    • IMPRESIONANTEEEEE! I'll have to see Metallica, because I do not miss this sign ... god if Trivium stay out on the party would be a treat.
  8. PiornoRock : The Granada Festival wants to regain its essence. The big international bands and groups are booming Granada the great attraction of this directory.
    • Date: June 6, 2009 [Saturday].
    • Place: Pabellón Municipal de Pinos Puente, Granada.
    • Price: 24 €.
    • page Web: http://www.myspace.com/festivalpiornorock
    • Groups: Soulfly, Brujeria, The Haunted, Caliban, Entombed, Zulu Time, Dagoba, Demiurge, and Concrete Xkrude
    • A Andalusians
    • catches us cerquita , so the mess!
Of course I know I leave the Legends of Rock ( http://www.leyendasdelrockfestival.com/ ), the Festival of the West ( http://www.festivaldeloeste09.com/ ) or Aupa Lumbreiras ( http://www.aupalumbreiras.com ) among others, but I can not be as highly retailer;)